BIGGDADDYT 
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4/5/2007 10:20a
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Being Male
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from
such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear
a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt
to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The occasional well rendered
belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the
time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts
for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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Mr Black
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4/6/2007 10:54a
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All troo!
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Mrs Shifter
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4/6/2007 2:36p
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Must...not....reply...
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hookey33
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From: CA
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9/16 4:19p
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Great Stuff, makes me thank god I'm male! 
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